It's the final semester.
Yeah, we need to think about college soon.
I want to stay in high school forever.
That's impossible.
It's just a figure of speech.
In my heart, I'll always be a high school boy.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
That's kinda cool.
Well, this anime is like Sazae-san.
We'll always be in our second year of high school.
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
We will start singing of our dreams of a journey
ta
bi
da
tsu
yu
me
wo
ka
na
de
ha
ji
me
saisho no peeji hiraite
and read the first page of our story
sa
i
sho
no
pee
ji
hi
rai
te
donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
I found something that glitters brighter than any chest of gold
do
nna
ta
ka
ra
yo
ri
ka
ga
ya
ku
mo
no
mi
tsu
ke
ta
furikaereba hora
When I turn around
fu
ri
ka
e
re
ba
ho
ra
baka mitai ni warau kao ga doko made mo susumaseru
I see your face as it laughs stupidly, and it spurs me on forever
ba
ka
mi
ta
i
ni
wa
ra
u
ka
o
ga
do
ko
ma
de
mo
su
ma
se
ru
kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
The story I wrote in this cramped, little room
ko
no
se
ma
i
he
ya
de
ka
i
ta
mo
no
ga
ta
ri
ga
tsumugu shousetsu no puroroogu
is the prologue of our story together
tsu
mu
gu
shou
se
tsu
no
pu
ro
roo
gu
oozora e todokisou na supiido de
oo
With a speed that seemed to reach the clouds in the sky
zo
ra
e
to
do
ki
sou
na
su
pii
do
de
kaji mo torazu hashittekita
I ran without ever knowing where it would lead me
ka
ji
mo
to
ra
zu
ha
shi
tte
ki
ta
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
We will start singing of our dreams of a journey
ta
bi
da
tsu
yu
me
wo
ka
na
de
ha
ji
me
tsugi no peeji wo hiraki
and read from the pages to come
ts
ugi
no
pee
ji
wo
hi
raki
hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
Not knowing if the endless ocean of our dreams
ha
te
na
ku
tsu
zu
ku
yu
me
no
u
mi
e
hikari ka yami ka wakarazu ni
is shrouded in darkness or light
hi
ka
ri
ka
ya
mi
ka
wa
ka
ra
zu
ni
ichido kiri no bokutachi no tabi
we look for more pages to fill our story in it
i
chi
do
ki
ri
no
bo
ku
ta
chi
no
ta
bi
tsugi no peeji wo sagashite
as we enjoy the journey we can only go on once
ts
ugi
no
pee
ji
wo
sa
ga
shi
te
High School Boys and Gags
Here's a neat trick!
This is a freshwater crab.
With it, I'll...
I-I'll... I-I'll...
What were you going to do?!
I don't get it!
Should I do one, too?
I will now shoot this milk from my eyes!
Huh? Isn't that kinda weird?
He's shooting it from his eyes, right?
What was the point of that?!
Pay close attention, please!
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High School Boys and Indoor Adventures
I'm bored,
so let's pretend like we're in Dragon Quest.
Like we're in Dragon Quest?
Ganigani
Please choose your adventure log.
Why an adventure log?
Are we resuming from a save?
Then,
I'll choose adventure log #2.
Hey, don't come any closer!
Don't you care what happens to her?!
Papa!
Oh man, this is a hell of a place to start from!
Don't be stupid, rookie!
What're you doing?
Don't provoke him!
Rookie?!
Captain! I'll take care of him!
He's too much for you, Depp!
Who?!
Come back, Depp!
This is Dragon Quest, right?
Okay, that's it for today's training!
Training?!
How about it, rookie?
Have you gotten used to your job as a White Knight?
Captain...
All right! Let's stop by the bathhouse on our way home.
O-Okay...
Stop.
I won't let you past me.
Who're you?
It doesn't matter who I am.
If you absolutely must proceed...
pay the entrance fee!
He's the bathhouse owner!
Oh, Tadakuni, that's the women's entrance.
Captain, you were a girl?!
Let's get going, Tadakuni!
Who're you?
What're you saying?
I'm your comrade, Depp!
I was always at your back!
How was I supposed to know?
Wow! I'm your subordinate, Markovich!
I'm Hopper.
Quit adding characters! I don't know who's who anymore!
Let me explain.
We're one of the armies fighting the demon king.
Oh, I see.
And tomorrow we plan to storm his castle!
Who're you?!
Markovich!
But the demon king is no fool.
He has already caught on to our plan,
and may have set traps for us.
Who're you?
The bathhouse owner.
Why are you following us?!
Everyone, assemble!
We're moving out!
I finally found you.
Just who...
a-are you?
No, even if you black him out, his identity's obvious!
Just who...
High School Boys and Indoor Adventures 2
a-are you?
Last time:
Our hero Tadakuni has embarked on a journey to save those living in the shadow of the demon king, along with
Tadakuni
Captain,
Captain
Depp,
Depp
the bathhouse owner,
Bathhouse Owner
Markovich,
Markovich
Hopper,
Hopper
and Jack.
Jack
A mysterious person stood in front of them.
My child was taken away by the demon king!
Please save her, hero!
We can't ignore a person in need.
Let's go, Tadakuni.
Who're you?
I'm the captain.
But according to what I've heard,
It seems the child was taken to the eastern island.
We'll need a ship.
Who're you?
I'm Jack.
Who're you?!
There was no Jack in my party!
Stick to your story, man!
It hurts! Why are you hitting me?
So this is the harbor, huh?
Hey, don't go moving the plot forward on your own!
If you want to get on a boat, you need to get a permit from the western city.
I suppose we must.
Let's go to the western city, Tadakuni.
What? You want a permit?
Then let's make a deal.
Go defeat the dragon who lives in the northern mountain.
You know...
Why do we have to make so many detours to save a kid?
That's the thrill of an RPG!
It's more fun if it's longer, isn't it?
Hey, wait a minute!
I dunno which characters you are!
We've arrived.
This is the northern mountain.
Looks dangerous.
I'm telling you, I can't tell!
That sound...
Crap! It's the demon king! He's here!
Hurry, Tadakuni! It's the final battle!
A-Already! What about the kid?
It looks like somebody else already rescued the kid!
Hey, don't try to wrap it up all at once!
We've been waiting for you, demon king!
Prepare yourself!
She's too powerful!
Save us, Tada-Tadakuni!
Ow, ow, ow. Give it an ending, Tadakuni!
Should we stop and save here, just in case?
Yeah, can you do that for us?
High School Boys and Older Brother
Hidenori's older brother Yuusuke
So...
What did you want to talk to me about?
It's about our little brothers.
They aren't kids anymore.
It's about time they started acting their age.
Yuusuke, you're their leader, aren't you?
Didn't you used to go on some weird indoor adventures with them, or something?
Well, yeah.
So, tell them straight up.
I think they'll listen to you.
Yeah.
By the way,
Is the girl you came with your girlfriend?
Huh? W-Well, yeah.
Yuusuke, when will you realize my feelings for you?!
Wh-What're you saying?
That girl didn't move an inch.
Well... sorry, I lied.
That's an upperclassman from my club...
Why do you lie like that?
Why do you put on a show?
It's fine, isn't it?
Let's get back on topic.
Also, they keep stealing Mei's panties.
That's awful.
And they said something awful to me at Christmas.
Oh, that?
When you were running through the town bawling?
That was the first time I've seen you cry!
Huh?
Shi—
What was that?
You're making it sound like you saw me.
Uh, well, I mean...
You saw a picture, didn't you?
Someone sent picture to your cell phone.
Let me see your phone for a minute.
What's this?
It's my underwear!
He doesn't have a girlfriend, huh.
High School Boys and As We Are
She got me again.
This monster... no matter how many times she stands behind me,
I have no intention of vacating this riverbank.
In fact, I'll be the one to drive you ou—
What's with that face?
Oh! Is it because I glared at her since she did something rude
and now she's worrying about it?
No need for concern.
High school boys are used to getting hurt.
But trying to apologize is very commendable.
Instead of replaying your delusions,
those few words will be a far more valuable personal experience!
What is she doing?!
Jeez, what is she doing?
Oh no, she's hurt!
What?!
Just open it already!
Don't give up!
Give me a break!
Don't expect a response when I'm desperately trying to hold back my laughter!
No matter how long you wait, the right atmosphere won't come!
Are you some kind of genius?
Well, I think it's a good thing.
There's no reason to pretend to be cool.
Let's show our lame sides.
That's who we really are, after all.
No need to worry.
I'm not mad.
So cheer up—
That's not good.
Dai...ives...High...ool...oys.
High School Boys and Careers
Are you finished? If you are, pass them to the front.
Kandagawa
Career Questionnaire
Kandagawa
Just checking, but,
you answered seriously, right?
I'll check them right here.
Career Questionnaire
Middle school student
See, I knew it!
This is what I'm talking about!
I'm begging you, take this seriously!
Ghost
Just die! Right now!
Sports Adventurer
Which one is it?!
Teacher's wife
This is just gross!
Science Entertainer
Huh?
I don't want to become a lawyer
Then don't write anything!
Enter college
Make a joke!
High School Boys and Mitsuo
Really, the most annoying thing about Mitsuo
is that he only sings kid's songs at karaoke.
Huh? Is he trying to be funny, or something?
No, he probably just likes to sing them.
I don't get it.
By the way, Mitsuo...
doesn't like kiwi, it seems.
Huh? Why not?
When he ate them for the first time in elementary school,
He tried to eat it whole and the hairs got stuck to his mouth. It was awful.
What an idiot!
An idiot!
Since then, whenever he hears the word "kiwi", he goes like this.
He really is stupid.
By the way,
I went to the same elementary school as him.
He was really happy when his parents got him his first cell phone.
So he asked me to turn off the lights and said, "Call this phone right now."
When I asked him what he was doing...
"Watch this! Electricity will flow into this room!"
is what he said.
Apparently, he thought that you could actually see electromagnetic waves from a cell phone!
What an idiot!
A hopeless idiot!
Oh, there was a time I planned a prank on Mitsuo.
Oh, what was it?
Well?
Back in elementary,
Habara
I exchanged his slippers with a girl's slippers.
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Oh, that's mean!
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It was all well and good,
but they both graduated without ever realizing it.
That's Mitsuo for you!
He didn't notice?!
The prank didn't work!
Because he's dumb!
Hey.
'Sup.
Oh, right. I have some more nice info on Mitsuo!
What is it?
Really?
Yeah!
They're keeping at it when I'm right in front of them?!
High School Boys and Mitsuo 2
Y-You guys are something else,
turning someone's past into a joke!
That's not true.
I respect you!
It was back in elementary.
You weren't able to eat the carrot and radish dish from the cafeteria,
so, while holding it in your mouth, you went flying out of the classroom with a great leap when the lunch bell rang
and spit it out into the pond of the inside garden.
What about you?
You hated milk, so you poured it into your vegetable soup...
and got rid of it in some weird way...
that I can only think made it even harder to drink.
That was me!
Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for.
Sometimes, when we were playing, you'd suddenly start crying,
and then you'd run home.
You probably thought you'd fooled us,
but everyone knew...
that you had pooped your pants!
Sorry.
Wasn't that me?!
Why do you guys know so much about me?!
Why are all your stories aimed at me?!
Hey, during music class,
who was that kid who sang so loudly
that the teacher told him to shut up?
That was me!
Even I know something about you, Mitsuo!
In 4th grade, you sat in a girl's seat by accident!
Then, the girl whose seat was stolen starting bawling for some reason,
and you spent hours after school apologizing without knowing why!
No, that never happened.
Huh?
Did I do that?
How would I know?!
Sanada North High 2-A
Action-Adventure
Story
"The Path
To Heroism"
kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
Lonely nights begin to fill our lives
keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
but still, still we have our dreams
sore dake de
That's all we need
sore dake de
juubun sa
sou, juubun sa
ikiteireba
If we keep living, I should be able to see you again
kimi ni aeru hazu sa
ikiteireba!
itsuka mata
mata
ohisama wa miteiru
The sun is watching
ohisama wa utau yo
The sun is singing for us
babababa rarira ba bara
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ba
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shinjiteiru yo ohisama hitotsu
I have faith that the sun will be there for me
kimi no uchi made
on the way to your house
Girl Power
High School Girl Power
First question: Who is this?
Correct!
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
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Some anime character
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Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
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Some anime character
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Some anime character
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Some anime character
Belphegor
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Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Incorrect!
Some anime character
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Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Some anime character
Belphegor
Incorrect!
Belphegor
Why? I'm right, aren't I?!
He's a demon sitting on a toilet, right?
It has to be Belphegor!
High school girls shouldn't know a demon's name!
It's not a big deal for a high school girl to read the Dictionnaire Infernal !
Shut up!
I came because I heard you want to beef up your high school girl power.
But Yanagin and Ikushima are hopeless.
You two just aren't cute.
At all.
I wonder if you know what I'm trying to say.
Then, next question:
Who is this?!
Ikushima!
Um, um...
I don't know!
Correct!
That's good. Pretend like you are an idiot.
Then, who is this?
Oda Nobu
This is difficult...
Yanagin!
Oda Nobunaga?
Incorrect!
Why?
That's common knowledge, isn't it?!
Shut your traps, idiots!
Pretending to be an idiot who doesn't even know common knowledge
is what makes high school girls cute!
Listen up!
Their brains and eyes are directed right here—
Stop! If you say any more, they'll get mad at you!
Please go home!
Enough, enough!
I don't care! End it with a bang, Habara!
See you next week!
Next Time
High School Boys and Manga
and Others
Let's see, next week on S*zae-san...
Wrong show!
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